You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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