uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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its like you know when i get waxed
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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