Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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