Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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