I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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