I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Randomize
