Me too!
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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