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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.

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• (716): View more from New York

  So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.

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  Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.

  (347): View more from New York

  he is a god among men.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.

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• (310): View more from California

  If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.

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