We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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