I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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