sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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