I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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