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i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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