i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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