everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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