would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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