did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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