How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
it was like his penis was on wheels.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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