well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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