She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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