I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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