Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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