so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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