$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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