I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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