i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.