i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??