people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
