Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Randomize