Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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