yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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