Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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