Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
We are all done wearing pants today
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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