When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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