i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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