If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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