apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
that may or may not have been my penis.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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