She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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