I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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