i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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