P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So vagazzling was a success
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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