On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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