Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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