You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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