May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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