I must be too annoying 4 u.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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