As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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