i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
