He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
The air taste purple.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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