I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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