well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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