She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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