Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.