well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.