No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.