what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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