You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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