Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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