But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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