guys are not supposed to queef...right?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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